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Got this one just a few days ago from a good friend. Thanks Jeff. Perhaps you've seen it. Either way, it's hilarious.
Women Disclaimer: please don't hate us or hold grudges as we love you all...thanks for allowing us a good laugh.
Don't forget laughter is good for the soul. Hope you enjoy.
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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore, it's important to refresh our memories on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to BBQ...the following chain of events are put into motion.
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes the dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.
4. The woman remains outside the compulsory ten foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here's the important part...
5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
Now, more routine...
6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring a fresh drink while he flips the meat.
Important again...
8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces...and brings them to the table.
10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And...most important of all...
11. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Women Disclaimer: please don't hate us or hold grudges as we love you all...thanks for allowing us a good laugh.
Don't forget laughter is good for the soul. Hope you enjoy.
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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore, it's important to refresh our memories on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to BBQ...the following chain of events are put into motion.
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes the dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.
4. The woman remains outside the compulsory ten foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here's the important part...
5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
Now, more routine...
6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring a fresh drink while he flips the meat.
Important again...
8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces...and brings them to the table.
10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And...most important of all...
11. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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2 comments:
Haha Jed! You did forget to add that after the man cooks the meat, the woman is responsible for cleaning the grill!
Ah yes...a very important part. :-)
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